something about a ham?

After taking the sacrament yesterday, Casper smacked his lips and said, "That water was . . . drinky! And the bread was eatey, too."

Casper: I want jelly beans -- ha, ha, I fooled you!

Mama: Casper, ask Daddy what's for breakfast.
Casper: What's for breakfast?
Daddy: How about pancakes?
Casper: (indignantly) Pancakes not breakfast, Daddy! Pancakes are dinner!