what goes on in that little red head

Linus, after a sugary breakfast, explains what he wants for a snack: “These little pokey seeds (uncooked/unsalted sunflower seeds), that’s all I’m hungry for, these healthy foods.”

As Linus helps Todd make pigs in blankets for dinner, he comments on the li’l smokies waiting to be blanketed: “These are pigs, but they’re cold and just busy begging for blankets.”

Linus seems to think the Pledge of Allegiance goes a little something like this:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
And to the republic of wicked sands . . .

After seeing Mama throw her breakfast doughnuts up (man, we are so not going to do that again), Linus says, “Maybe baby sister is coming out.”
After recovering (from the shock of the comment and from, you know, the vomit), Mama says, “But I don’t have a baby in my tummy, do I?”
Linus: “Yes . . . I mean no. Baby sister is still waiting in heaven. Is she watching our family?”