Sunday, June 22, 2014
apres-bath
I've been trying to get this shot for at least a year. Greta always looks so cute right when she gets out of the bath, with her eyelashes soaked and stuck together and her towel hood over her head. Unfortunately, it's always dark and I'm always in a rush to get her into her sleepers. Tonight, though, I finally took the time to get the pictures.
T: Greta, you may not have the rest of your shake. You must eat your dinner first.
M: Fine. I'm going to go to my room! You're not being nice to me!
M [bringing a dish of butter to Mama, with her hands all up in it]: I really like this salty stuff!
M: Are we going to 16 Flags right now?
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
live lovey
M: More 'garagus, Mama! [asparagus]
M: Say: what're you lookin' at?
T: What are you looking at?
M: Mmm -- the wall!
M: I dumped those flossers out on the floor because I was trying to put them all in my mouth.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
li'l whittler
Linus spends a lot of time with his leatherman. One of his favorite projects is painstakingly whittling the bark from twigs of interesting shapes. Curiously, he always uses the can opener tool for this, not the sharp blade.
Monday, June 16, 2014
on snoozing
Margaret: I think I've had enough sleep. You can stay in here and sleep by yourself, Mama. Good night, Mama!
Jennifer: Come back here, Greta.
M: But I need to go work. I need to work . . . on my dollhouse . . . by myself.
Todd [singing brushing song]: Brush away all the sugar, brush away all the germs . . .
M: So we can not go to sleep!
Sunday, June 15, 2014
big enough
1. What is something Daddy always says to you?
G: Start listening.
L: Go clean your room.
C: Please clean the house.
M: I don’t know . . . happy birthday?
L: Go clean your room.
C: Please clean the house.
M: I don’t know . . . happy birthday?
2. What makes Daddy happy?
G: You (mama) being happy. Funny things? We do, when we’re
not fighting and listening. Reading. And everyone being happy also. And also
time to himself sometimes. And printing, I think.
L: When he gets to spend time with us.
C: A clean house.
M: A book makes him happy! The Curious George book is right on the bookshelf.
L: When he gets to spend time with us.
C: A clean house.
M: A book makes him happy! The Curious George book is right on the bookshelf.
3. What makes Daddy sad?
G: Um, when we’re not listening to him. When he comes
home and the house is messy and you tell him that we’ve fought a lot.
L: When we DON’T clean our room, or when we disobey.
C: A dirty house.
M: Cake makes him sad and frown.
L: When we DON’T clean our room, or when we disobey.
C: A dirty house.
M: Cake makes him sad and frown.
4. How does Daddy make you laugh?
G: Tickling me and making funny jokes.
L: Tells funny jokes.
C: He tickles me.
M: I just laugh. I just laugh about Daddy.
L: Tells funny jokes.
C: He tickles me.
M: I just laugh. I just laugh about Daddy.
5. What was Daddy like at your age?
G: Shy. And booky. And he liked playing with just a
couple of friends at a time.
L: Small and very funny.
C: Hmmm. He had red hair. Light skin. And I think that’s all.
M: He walked right on the bed, and on the waterfall. He lived on a waterfall.
L: Small and very funny.
C: Hmmm. He had red hair. Light skin. And I think that’s all.
M: He walked right on the bed, and on the waterfall. He lived on a waterfall.
6. How old is Daddy?
G: 40. And three quarters.
L: Is it 44?
C: 40.
M: 3 ½
L: Is it 44?
C: 40.
M: 3 ½
7. How tall is Daddy?
G: 6 feet. Maybe not exactly, but around that.
L: About 6 feet. Six feet and 3 inches.
C: 6 feet and 11 inches.
M: Daddy is, ummmmm, big enough!
L: About 6 feet. Six feet and 3 inches.
C: 6 feet and 11 inches.
M: Daddy is, ummmmm, big enough!
8. What is his favorite thing to watch on TV?
G: Probably a movie I’ve never watched before, or even
heard of. In other words, I have no clue.
L: Antiques Roadshow.
C: Incredibles.
M: A dog one. A kitty and a doggie one.
L: Antiques Roadshow.
C: Incredibles.
M: A dog one. A kitty and a doggie one.
9. What does Daddy do when you're not around?
G: Anise Press work. Watch movies with Mama. Eat candy.
Do stuff at work. And sleep.
L: He plays video games and works on his job.
C: That’s easy! Plays video games. Or plays.
M: Um, he lets me cry.
L: He plays video games and works on his job.
C: That’s easy! Plays video games. Or plays.
M: Um, he lets me cry.
10. If Daddy becomes famous, what will it be for?
G: His knowledge, or reading and writing skills. Or Anise
Press things.
L: Best at his job.
C: Because of all his Anise Press stuff. And because he’s a good dad.
M: He gets books out and then he puts them away in the bookshelf.
L: Best at his job.
C: Because of all his Anise Press stuff. And because he’s a good dad.
M: He gets books out and then he puts them away in the bookshelf.
11. What is Daddy really good at?
G: Video games. Reading. Writing and his job and being a
father.
L: Playing with us.
C: Playing video games.
M: Um, throwing us out of his office.
L: Playing with us.
C: Playing video games.
M: Um, throwing us out of his office.
12. What is Daddy not very good at?
G: Crying.
L: Starting a brand new video game.
C: Lifting stuff.
M: He’s not good at swimming.
L: Starting a brand new video game.
C: Lifting stuff.
M: He’s not good at swimming.
13. What does Daddy do for his job?
G: Works at Cushing Library. I don’t know exactly what he
does most of the time, but I do know he goes to meetings! And he gives tours
and teaches lessons about the stuff there.
L: Rare books and manufacture?
C: He’s a librarian. And he’s the rare books finder or something.
M: I don’t know. Maybe he does on a plate adventure.
L: Rare books and manufacture?
C: He’s a librarian. And he’s the rare books finder or something.
M: I don’t know. Maybe he does on a plate adventure.
14. What is Daddy’s favorite food?
G: Maybe stir-fry. Or something I’ve never heard of. Or
something I don’t remember. [Like sushi?] Oh, yeah! He likes sushi!
L: Stir-fry.
C: Stir-fry.
M: Sandwiches.
L: Stir-fry.
C: Stir-fry.
M: Sandwiches.
15. What do you admire about Daddy?
G: He’s really good at reading. He has good designing
skills (for like the cards he helps you with). And he helps me with a lot of
things. Like this morning, he got up and helped me make scones even though it
was Father’s Day.
L: Daddy’s so good at doing things that I never thought I could do. [Like what?] Being this good with books.
C: Daddy is a good cooker. And that’s the true answer!
M: We like to pop bubbles.
L: Daddy’s so good at doing things that I never thought I could do. [Like what?] Being this good with books.
C: Daddy is a good cooker. And that’s the true answer!
M: We like to pop bubbles.
16. If Daddy were a fictional character, who would he
be?
G: This is always the hardest one. . . Maybe Whitestorm from Warriors. Or maybe
Greystripe.
L: He would be, like someone from a movie who’s very good with books.
C: I know. Dan from 39 Clues.
M: He would be a parrot.
L: He would be, like someone from a movie who’s very good with books.
C: I know. Dan from 39 Clues.
M: He would be a parrot.
17. What do you and Daddy do together?
G: We bake. Sometimes I help him print, or do other things
for Anise Press. And sometimes we play games outside.
L: Play some video games.
C: Play video games. Play Trivial Pursuit Adventures.
M: Stay home to nap in Mama and Daddy’s bed.
L: Play some video games.
C: Play video games. Play Trivial Pursuit Adventures.
M: Stay home to nap in Mama and Daddy’s bed.
18. How are you and Daddy the same?
G: We both like reading books and we’re picky about which
songs we like and which books we like to read. We both like baking and cooking.
L: We both like video games. [anything else?] We both like Transformers.
C: We both have. . . Oh man. Ummm? I think that we both have light skin!
M: He’s really good at driving. He takes me to Livi’s house and then he pick me up and I be so happy to see him!
L: We both like video games. [anything else?] We both like Transformers.
C: We both have. . . Oh man. Ummm? I think that we both have light skin!
M: He’s really good at driving. He takes me to Livi’s house and then he pick me up and I be so happy to see him!
19. How are you and Daddy different?
G: He likes writing more than I do. He likes to blitz.
Well, I guess he really doesn’t, but he does it less grudgingly. He also wears glasses and he’s a boy. I
guess he’s quieter, except when he yells. He likes different candies than I do.
L: He’s very good with books and I’m not. And I have red hair and he doesn’t.
C: We don’t both have really cool sleepers.
M: He not so good at singing Frozen. Let it go. . . .
L: He’s very good with books and I’m not. And I have red hair and he doesn’t.
C: We don’t both have really cool sleepers.
M: He not so good at singing Frozen. Let it go. . . .
20. How do you know Daddy loves you?
G: Because he helps me with baking and booking and helps
me when I need help and he plays with us a lot.
L: Because he tells me often. He shows it from what he does every day.
C: Because he always says so and because he loves me!
M: Fixes us something. Like chocolate cakes.
L: Because he tells me often. He shows it from what he does every day.
C: Because he always says so and because he loves me!
M: Fixes us something. Like chocolate cakes.
21. What does Daddy like most about Mama?
G: You’re awesome and creative and kind and smart and
pretty. And you’ve got good taste in a lot of things – like designs for cards –
and you have good ideas. You’re a perfectionist, too. And Daddy likes that you
agree with him about blitzing on Saturdays.
L: Working on Anise Press stuff.
C: That you have a lot of babies. [Anything else?] That you have blue eyes.
M: Um, 46?
L: Working on Anise Press stuff.
C: That you have a lot of babies. [Anything else?] That you have blue eyes.
M: Um, 46?
22. Where is Daddy’s favorite place to go?
G: He really wanted to go to Switzerland, but I do think
he really likes going to Europe.
L: On a vacation with us.
C: Paris.
M: Um, church.
L: On a vacation with us.
C: Paris.
M: Um, church.
23. What is Daddy’s favorite song?
G: Well, he likes a lot of songs, but he does like a lot
of Beatles songs. And he likes "Furr" – that’s by Blitzen Trapper. He likes that
song that Olaf sings in Frozen, but I don’t think that’s his favorite . . . but
probably his favorite from that movie.
L: "Help!"
C: I don’t know. [Can you think of a song he likes?] Umm, "Let It Go." Well, I assume he likes it.
M: Na, na, na, na na na na!
L: "Help!"
C: I don’t know. [Can you think of a song he likes?] Umm, "Let It Go." Well, I assume he likes it.
M: Na, na, na, na na na na!
24. What is Daddy’s favorite book?
G: I don’t know. He probably likes a lot of books and can’t
decide which one is his favorite.
L: I don’t know. I know one he likes – The Mysterious Tadpole.
C: A study book. [What does that mean?] A book he uses to study in church or something.
M: Ferocious Wild Beasts (by Chris Wormell).
L: I don’t know. I know one he likes – The Mysterious Tadpole.
C: A study book. [What does that mean?] A book he uses to study in church or something.
M: Ferocious Wild Beasts (by Chris Wormell).
25. What is Daddy’s favorite movie?
G: I have no idea. Probably some movie I’ve never heard
of.
L: I know one he likes – The Iron Giant.
C: Oh man, it’s the same as favorite tv show – The Incredibles.
M: The scary one. Is Frozen scary? The snow monster – did you ever see that snow monster in Frozen? He really mean to people!
L: I know one he likes – The Iron Giant.
C: Oh man, it’s the same as favorite tv show – The Incredibles.
M: The scary one. Is Frozen scary? The snow monster – did you ever see that snow monster in Frozen? He really mean to people!
26. What would Daddy do with a million dollars?
G: Probably get us a bigger house and probably a new car
for him to go to work in.
L: He’d use it to get a new house.
C: Buy a bunch of Anise Press things. Lowes . . . buy the whole store of Lowe's. Doesn’t he already have a million dollars?
M: Get milk. In the freezer.
L: He’d use it to get a new house.
C: Buy a bunch of Anise Press things. Lowes . . . buy the whole store of Lowe's. Doesn’t he already have a million dollars?
M: Get milk. In the freezer.
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
baby chick
Here's a new game Greta's invented. She has me tent up my legs while lying on the bed, then crawls underneath. Then she tries to slither out of the "egg" made by my knees.
M: I be a baby chick cracking out of a egg! Cack-cack-cack, cackie-cack-cack! Teet teet!
M: Hi, Daddy. How you doing? I'm just drawing a picture of me and you and baby Cinq!
T: When you finish it, maybe I can put it up on our blog.
M: I'd be happy of that. Here's the picture of you and baby Cinq and that house!
This is apparently a drawing begun by Casper (the house) and finished by Greta (the people).
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
salami
Todd: Greta, don't kick me in the tummy when I'm changing your diaper -- that hurts my body and my feelings.
M: Sorry! . . . [whispers] sucka.
M: I need to watch 'namana and poppety corn and Mimi [her favorite Muppets clips: Mahna Mahna, the Swedish Chef, and Beaker, respectively].
T: No, we're not going to watch those -- it's Sunday.
M: No -- it's Tuesday!
Greta has lately been adapting some of her favorite songs and singing them with new lyrics that reflect whatever she's playing at the time. For example, "Everything Is Dollhouse!"
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Monday, June 9, 2014
work turnover
Casper [aiming to get out of work]: Why do I have to. . . ? When will Cinq start to do this job?
C: At least I think it flew out of the air conditioner -- unless it was magic. But you usually don't see magic flying cockroaches, do you?
C [playing cards]: Look, Queen, Jackle, Ace. . . .
Sunday, June 8, 2014
any minute
Jennifer: I won't be going to 6 Flags with you [during our upcoming visit to Dallas later in the month].
Casper: Why not?
Linus: The baby would get shaked around too much.
Margaret: Poor baby Cinq! He be so sad!
M: Baby Cinq could come out of your belly any minute!
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Friday, June 6, 2014
littler and littler
Todd: That is some sticky red goo.
Margaret: I know it.
T: How did this goo get on your legs?
M: From the strawberry.
T: And where did the strawberry come from?
M: From inside the doughnut!
M: No! Don't eat me! I'm the pizza-roni! (But I'm a human. . . .)
M: I want to have a loose tooth! I will have a tooth under my bed and the tooth fairy will come get it!
M (surprised to see me still in the house): You didn't go to a movie theater!
M: This is a race car -- it's going to a race! Thanks for my taxi! When we are littler and littler we can ride in our taxi and I would say, hi, little Daddy, hi, little Mama!
M [looking at kittens]: I'm very pareful. I won't hold its neck, I will hold its bum.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
(workin' at the) pet shop
Gwennie was excited to find out about a lego building competition held at our local library, so designed and constructed this pet shop -- with cages for cats and gerbils, an aquarium, and a little aviary for owls. The store had a flag and even a newspaper dispenser at the front door.
Unfortunately, rather than being decided by an impartial judge, the contest winner was selected by vote of attendees -- so the grand prize went to a child who brought a particularly large group with him. Gwendolyn was disappointed, but was commended by a number of people who responded to the creativity of her submission.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
antelope fruit
Jennifer: Maya Angelou died?
Linus: Who is Maya Antelope?
Casper: Antelope -- you know, the fruit!
C: I'm pretending to be a rocket.
J: I'll bet astronauts didn't take their swimsuits into space.
C: Unless they're going to the pool planet!
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
barracuda
Linus had his first swim meet with his team (the Barracudas), and felt really good about the two races he swam in. Good work, Linee! He's excited to see how well he does in later races after he continues to train.
Monday, June 2, 2014
from the parlor to the pool room
Todd: Greta, don't jump on my bed!
Margaret: But this bed is pee-tending to be a tampa bean!
Jennifer: I'll go yell at your brothers and sisters to come inside.
M: Don't you dare!
Dinner conversation, addressed to the children:
T: What do they speak in Brazil?
J: Greta, come close and I'll whisper it to you.
M: Portu-geese! That's what I thinking!
M, finding a hole in the foot of one of her footie sleepers: It's a rainbow jumping cat hole. Look -- it's a thumb on my foot!
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Bella Notte
Actually, I have no idea whether Casper and Greta have ever seen Lady and the Tramp, but I found them doing their best to recreate the iconic spaghetti scene with leftover fettuccini alfredo, and I thought it should be recorded.
Casper: Greta, are you incorporated?
Margaret: Yes.
C: Like public broadcasting?
M: You juicy, Casper?
C: I'm juicy?
M: Yes, you are, you amazing juicy. [Sips at his head] Mmmm . . . so yummy!
Jen: Please put the vacuum away.
M: Mama, it's a monster!
J: No, it's a vacuum.
M: But we're just pretending!
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