candystripes

Linus: I’m going to the restroom.
Margaret: I think Bud said he going to the restaurant! [here, she is making an intentional joke]

Reading an animal book:
Casper: And what’s this?
M: A roast beef!

M: I’m not going to do what you said ‘cause I’m not a baby any more!

Todd: Those toys are there so I can fix them.
M: You have to fix them so we can play with them at Christmastime!

T: Greta, come eat your sandwich for lunch.
M: I can’t – I’m really, really busy.
T: [tries offering several things with the same result] How about this cracker with special cream cheese on it?
M: [runs to the table]

M: [bringing something into the bathroom] Here it is! Comin’ right up!

M: [Starting to insist on being called “Mah-gett”]

M: [singing] I looked out the window and sat down on the seat, I looked at the acorn tree and saw some popcorn, I went out the door and on the patio . . . .