Monday, July 7, 2014

behind bars


Margaret: I want some more of that 'picy soup.
Todd: You mean this? It's called queso.
M: I know, I know. It's 'picy!


M: Daddy, we have to fix my little box! You use tape, glue, a hammer, tools in your office, and a [singing the rest] ma-a-jic wand!


M: How you keep you chappies in you fings [springs]? Oh, so they don't get lost in the road, you keep them in our house?

M: Yeah, I'm a superhero [getting into a fighting stance, mid-splits] -- and this my super kitty!


M: They're not chocolate! They're little puffballs to eat. [That'd be sweettarts.]

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