the horror . . . the slobber

Linus announces he's going to write a story.
Daddy: "What's your story about, Linus?"
Linus: "A baby walks into a bank.
She slobbers all over the floor.
The bank police slip in the spitup,
and the baby runs out with all the money."
D: "What's it called?"
L: "The Slobbery Robbery."

Mama: Get me a burpcloth.
Linus: I can't [running away] -- it's too disgusting!