life of the party, clown of the class

When we had to take Pudge to see the vet because he'd stayed out fighting all night, resulting in puncture wounds and a threatening infection, the doctor told the children that she would have to give their kitty an antibiotic shot. Casper: "Is it going to be loud?"

Casper: Mama, did you ever notice that your bum is behind you?
Mama: That's why there's another name for your bum -- do you know what it is?
Casper: Umm . . . your beehive!